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She smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail". At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?
The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. " A wife and her husband were trying to sleep, but the next door neighbour's dog was barking. Every night, the dog barked for hours, robbing them of sleep. I'm going to do something about this." So he gets up, puts on his robe and goes down stairs and out the back door. When planets do the same thing, we say they are orbiting. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and 11. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher.
Later in the day, the Pastor stopped by for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. Why did the music teacher get locked out of the classroom? After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water.
He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming." A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it.